i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So squirting runs in the family.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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