We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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