y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
