Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
