ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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