that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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