went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I want to fling myself into the sun
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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