God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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