i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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