that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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