I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
