you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i already hear my dad disowning me
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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