Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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