Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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