oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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