I'm going to rape someone's good day.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
50% drunk capacity currently
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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