Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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