If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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