So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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