I want to stick my p in your. b.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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