Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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