Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
