god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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