we have pet lesbian snakes
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he puts the penis in happiness.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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