the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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