operation harelip BJ is a go
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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