Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i think my cat just said my name.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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