I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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