I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
