Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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