Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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