I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just pee around me
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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