why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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