I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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