Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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