Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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