THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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