Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
