my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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