Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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