Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
