Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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