Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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