Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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