Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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