i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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