...so i touched it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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