i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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