I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Duck Duck Cougar?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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