I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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