Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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